Thermonan

N. - A severed hand that hides under your pillow and gives you evil wet willies that cause nightmares.

As revenge for shaving off her eyebrows, Janet placed a Thermonan under Susan's pillow to keep her from getting a good night sleep.

by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010

thermowilt

the strong discomfort felt when one's environment is instantly transformed from cool and dry, to hot and muggy; the opposite of a thermogasm;

John experienced thermowilt as he traversed the doorway leaving his safe, cool air-conditioned home, into the steaming hot oven awaiting him outside

by ckot.t.cil July 27, 2011

Thermostat Hack

The sneaky adjustment of the thermostat, often out of deference to your spouse, roommate or co-worker.

No one suspected my thermostat hack, until we could see our breath in the small studio apartment.

by Abiding Dude August 16, 2011

thermotic blast

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction

my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race

by Nirotic December 19, 2018

Thermaling

To throttle back and chill out.

“Never gonna stop thermaling.”

by JustThermaling May 3, 2019

Thermomator

Thermomator is a term for how high/drunk your friends mom gets at a party.

Dude, your mom just hit her second joint! The thermomator has to be at a solid 104.

by loading...up June 11, 2019

Thermomastat

A thermometer and a thermostat combined together that can measure anything involving weather or how hot or cold something is

Wow I just bought the new thermomastat 1000

by Crocodilecreek October 7, 2020