Thermolia 

a place located underwater in the pacific ocean. it has a thriving economy and is the birthplace of many historic figures.king arthur, jim bowie, davy crockett, beyonce, superman, the founder of the chinese mafia, captain america, will ferrel, master chief, angus young, george bush, FDR, and many others once called this place home. disease has been nonexistant in this place since the year 1978 and is how magic johnson manages to stay alive. in ancient times Thermolia was above land and translated to greek as"the better Atlantis" because of its gifts to the world including the wheel, chuck norris (he's actually a robot that was based off of the average male of thermolia at that time), water (yes water) and of course boob jobs. thermolians invented them. 'nough said. Thermolia was the greatest civilazation of all time. america rivals it only becuz half of the founding fathers were thermolian. during world war 2 however thermolia took a heavy beating from hitlers zombie ninjas. eventually they were forced to dig to Hitlers secret underground lair and capture him. the reason his body was never found was because the thermolians used him to call off his zombie ninjas back to there home in vietnam where america would later face them and lose due to their lack intel on the thermolian war tunnels leading to germany.
thermolia is and always will be the secret leader of the world
side note:Gave Einstien the idea for the Manhatten project
second side note:Gave America Einstien

anybody thats somebody knows about thermolia.

james: hey did you hear about cameron?
mike: no what happened?
james: he offed himself after he came back from thermolia.
mike: why?
james: he left a note saying that the rest of the world was just too boring.

Thermolia by C()RY April 24, 2011

thermostache 

Noun: a mustache with the purpose of keeping one's upper lip warm.

It gets cold during these Nebraska winters, so I grow a thermostache every fall and shave it during the spring.

thermostache by Mr. Sodium January 26, 2018

thermostat foot 

the exposure of a single foot in the attempt to precisely control one's body temperature while bundled in ample covers.

Often involves frantic flailing after awakening overheated. The foot is then returned under the covers after the appropriate temperature is achieved.

"I can't sleep in a sleeping bag because my thermostat foot needs to be able to get out"

thermostat foot by pharmgrl2001 December 7, 2009

Thermonsate 

- verb, (-sated, sating)

To pre-heat an object or region of space for oneself or others to experience. Thermonsation, the process by which one thermonsates, is commonly referenced in public spaces whereby a stranger has pre-heated an object of interest preceding an individual's arrival.

Derived from a conjunction of the prefix "thermo", from Greek meaning heat, and inseminate, meaning to sow or implant seed into.

(person 1): This bus is packed but there's an open seat over here.

(person 2 upon sitting down): Aw gross, this seat is totally thermonsated.

(person 1): Dirty. You're probably sitting in the drippings of some fat old man's hot body.

Thermonsate by Evan AH March 11, 2010

Thermocline 

A drastic smell and temperature gradient marking the boundary of a fart cloud. It is distinguished by clear, breathable air on one side and thick, fecal smog on ther other.

"Man, look at the sour face on Mark. He just walked through the thermocline of that silent but deadly fart."

Thermocline by DirkDiggler85 December 4, 2019

Thermostat 

That thingy on the wall that only dads can touch and will say “it cost money” to you if you touch it

You: It is too hot
Also you: *Touches thermostat*
Dads: tHAt cOsT mOnEy yOu kNoW

Thermostat by Falling walrus October 19, 2019

thermostat compatible 

when two people are both comfortable at the same indoor temperature

Her: One thing you should know about me, is that I need the temperature to be at least 75 °

Him: Me too! We are thermostat compatible.

thermostat compatible by zevg September 24, 2012