fake swimmer

Someone that does summer league and goes on social media and posts like they actually are committed to the sport. These people will usually try to pull off many comments and actions that a real swimmer would typically do/ say such as eating excessive amounts of food, shaving, buying tech suits, and having numerous pairs of goggles. These kids haven't broken 30 in their 50 free and don't even look like that's what's going to happen. Most times these kids are unathletic and too lazy to club swim in the winter. These kids have never and will never qualify for the end of season championship.

Swimmer 1: Did you see Bob's Instagram post?

Swimmer 2: Yeah, he's such a fake swimmer.
Swimmer 1: I agree! He hasn't even broken 30 in his 50 free!
Swimmer 2: That's pretty pothetic

by shout out to all my pears August 9, 2015

intense swimmer

An adjective used to describe when a person is much too focused and/or enthusiastic about an activity.

Jake: (starts running in front of everyone on a jog.)
John: Dude, Jake, you're going all intense swimmer on me.
Jessica: Yeah, just chill in the hot tub.

by Alexis and Leona October 2, 2011

Swimmer's Hair

Extremely dry and damaged hair due to continuous exposure to chlorine and extended hours in the pool. Sometimes even green because of the chlorine.

Mike had such bad swimmer's hair that it felt like hay.

by sttdwg January 13, 2008

Swimmer

The guy in Atlas who thinks its cool to have really we looking hair.

There's swimmer again.

by peter baker January 14, 2004

swimmer's itch

Chlorine in the pool robs your skin of the vitamin E and protective oil leaving your skin really dry and itchy....the other defintion should not co-exist with the same term.

Alex Miranda prevents swimmer's itch by putting vaseline on his epidermis.

by jensyao September 24, 2006

Swimmers Tan

A circle-shaped tan on a female swimmers back from the swim team suits. Almost impossible to get rid of by natural tanning and almost one of the oddest tan lines.

"Did you see Chelsea in her bikini?" "Yeah her swimmers tan from swim team looked so odd o.O"

by LeniexxLollipop May 29, 2009

dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm

Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015