painting the clubhouse

when a guy jacks himself off

Jerry was painting the clubhouse when Alli left.

painting the clubhouse by pimpshit03 November 30, 2003

painting the town red

"Painting the town red" means to party, run wild, and have fun. It can also be used to express the need/want to surprise and gain the attraction of the opposite gender (as seen in example 2).

Example 1:

On the phone one lonely Friday night...

Ring Ring!

Sally: Hello?

Joe: Hey, Sal. It's Joe!
Sally: Oh, hey Joe... How are you tonight?
Joe: I'm good. You?
Sally: I'm alright... I just finished my homework, and... I'm alone. Karmen was going out to eat with Jeremy, and Lillyanna was going to a party with Annie, so I'm just going to eat and go to bed after some Facebook.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry...
Sally: Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go-
Joe: Wait! How would you like to go out with Tony and me tonight? We're going to party and do some painting the town red after a few drinks at the Irish Pub downtown!
Sally: Really? Joe, that sounds awesome! Here, can you pick me up in an hour?
Joe: Sure thing, Sal!
Sally: Bye!
Joe: Adios.

Example 2:

Joe and Tony arrive at Sally's house an hour after the phone call...

Joe: Sally? You in here?
Sally: Yep! How do you like my outfit?
Tony: Whistles Sally, you look... sexy!
Joe: Sally, you...
Sally: Cleavage, huh?
Joe and Tony: Yes MA'AM!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? To the pub!

painting the town red by InsanityisSexy:) October 3, 2011

Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

Finger Painting the Oval Office by TGJT August 19, 2010

Painting the basement

When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.

I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.

Painting the basement by jakehandley88 December 24, 2014

Painting the fence

When a male uses the tip of his penis like a paint brush the length of a womans vagina during or before intercourse

Before I stuck it in I was painting the fence to drive her nuts

Painting the fence by MRRJR March 21, 2010

painting the bus

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)

Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

painting the bus by vinessafhottie December 9, 2008

The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.

Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.

The Cold Painting War by Pissimism September 2, 2018