Oatmeal

Penis

Oatmeal. Penis

by The Mail Man has men May 6, 2020

Oatmeal

A caramel light-skinned black girl

I'm in love with the oatmeal!

by teamswirl420 July 20, 2016

oatmeal

A phrase used by men to describe there penis when performing sexual acts with women.

Joe you gotta get some brown sugar on your oatmeal

She said she was bleeding so I told her to suck my oatmeal

by Christhakilla January 3, 2008

oatmeal

male person

"oatmeal person"

by noixz January 15, 2009

Oatmeal slide

When cum drips out of an orifice into a waiting mouth. Like a vodka slide of cum.

She sat there with her mouth open forever waiting for him to cum to enjoy her oatmeal slide.

by Dirtygirl75 July 8, 2011

lil oatmeal

Lil oatmeal is the best rapper ever. His social media is @theliloatmeal . He has sex constantly and was married to Zendaya. He currently dates Rubi Rose, a fellow rapper.

Lil oatmeal is the greatest rapper.

by lil oatmeal April 13, 2020

oatmeal brain

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.

John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!

by PinkPanther13 May 28, 2018