nard

it's a hard nap

after i biked through that desert, i was ready for a nard

by SUS10 September 20, 2010

nard

a type of grass found in europe or asia or europe of little or no importance.
or
the epitome of all things nerdy.

Derek and Tristen are nards.

by N2C December 10, 2003

nard

north american rural dweller

redneck, person who has 3 big expensive pick up trucks a few snow mobiles parked outside their dilapidated trailer

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

NARD

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

by StickyBunz December 11, 2011

nard

verb-

the act of ejaculating

I narded on her face.

by 12964 May 6, 2011

Nard

A person that is gay, retarded, stupid, a pussy, and a douche bag.

Dude that kid is a total nard
OMG look at that fuckin nard

by Forty40 September 6, 2009

nards

Derived from the common definition (see above) and used as a nickname in some circles to refer to McDonalds' Chicken McNuggets (occasionally as "McNards"), likely as a suggestive jab at the ambiguous, un-chickenlike consistency they had prior to the chain's conversion to all-white meat nuggets as well as their ominously reliable, vaguely unnatural shapes.

MickeyD's has about a dozen kinds of burgers, and what do you always get? The Nards... Give me one.

by Holly Teacakes September 9, 2006