kicked the toilet

the modern equivalent of "kicking the bucket", or saying that someone has died

guy 1: dude, i just found out that my grandma kicked the toilet last night

guy 2: aw man, that sucks

guy 1: oh its cool, she was a douche

by shknbk2009 December 6, 2009

Kicked The Bucket

When you are toking a bowl of dank nugs and you cough into the pipe and the nugs fly out.

Matt was toking the bowl infront of some hot bitches and he kicked the bucket and made a complete ass of himself.

by DJ DANKNESS AND MC LUNCHBOX November 6, 2005

kicken the chicken

just relaxin` with some cheesy b's, think bout teachers with amsdogg, cassdog, laudog, lozdog, shazdog, ambdog, samdog n eldog...dodge the nuggets...n shit...

oh just at mackackers kicken the chicken...

by your momma's so skinny May 2, 2006

Kicked The Chair

to make the sound of a large angry drunk kicking a chair by letting one rip

hey did you hear that?
hear what?
i just farted
shit i thought it was that drunk chick just kickin the chair
no man i just kicked the chair

by HANGH! May 29, 2008

Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

kicked in the shit

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".

Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"

by Prometheeus October 7, 2006

kicked to the curb

To break up with someone in a negative manner.

After she cheated on Mike, she got kicked to the curb.

by reallybored June 11, 2004