Mma guru

Fat jew who has committed various war crimes and was recently diagnosed with diabetes and leprosy

Mma guru is a dwarf

by Nate_diaz is _shit December 5, 2020

The MMA Guru

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.

The mma guru is a man of red complexion

by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022

Wooch Guru

Someone who has devoted their life to the ways of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Ah ah ah, read chapter 3 of the wooch rulebook!”
“Wow, your such a wooch guru.”

by Char777 July 8, 2019

Beauty Guru

Beauty teacher, make-up artist, any person that can teach about beauty.

Chelsea crockett (beautyliciousinsider) on youtube is a beauty guru

by Meaningshelper December 20, 2014

Bang Guru

Bang Guru : Expert guide on the art of growing/maintenance of bangs/fringe of hair over forehead.

Scarcely there -
to itchy eyes.
Bangs now tickle my nose.

Beneath this veil
Lurks a tale,
of love and admiration.

The Bang Guru
can be your guide,
in making your bangs real.

by isabelydancer00 July 26, 2010

gudja guru

This word was made up by a very sexy lady called Ky Davis and means everything is Good or great.

That was fucking gudja guru.

by Dirt Dogg March 14, 2005

Crypto Guru

With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.

Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.

Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!

by ubcsauderbcom January 31, 2022