Down on the Farm

Sexual position in which the female who is currently able to breast feed, rides on top in the cowgirl position, while getting milked like a cow by her partner on the bottom, squirting it into their mouth.

Man, me and Janet had a real good time last night. We went down on the farm and I got milk drunk.

by Imjustadad93 March 19, 2019

sold the farm

To kill or erase existence of a person. Related to the phrase “bought the farm”.

i just sold the farm to jerry, i’m not going to his funeral.

by thecrazyurbandictionary May 29, 2021

Lose the farm

Referring to the historical forfeit or seizure of one's farm due to loss of income or inability to pay costs, this expression means one has lost a great deal of money gambling.

Megan: "Hey Joe! How'd the poker tournament go?

Joe: "I lost the farm."

Chris: Hey Sarah, I'm going to the racetrack to bet on horses.

Sarah: Don't lose the farm!

by thymarchhare July 10, 2024

Tour the Farm

Farting continuously as you walk.

Gross! Did you just tour the farm?

by GMamaGristle April 4, 2024

_greasy.down.on.the.farm_

A trashy meme account that's slowly fading away. Usually very degrading and satire. Instagram has yet to delete it.

"Hey man you should follow _greasy.down.on.the.farm_" No I'm not an imbecile

by Likely a rat September 15, 2018

Fresh off the farm

Fresh out of jail

Bruh? Where you been I ain't seen you in a minute?

Cuz I'm fresh off the farm been in the halway since last month

by Freshbandz91 November 19, 2018

he bought the farm

“bought the farm”
It comes from a 1950s-era Air Force term meaning “to crash” or “to be killed in action,” and refers to the desire of many wartime pilots to stop flying, return home, buy a farm, and live peaceably ever after.

Where’s Josh?
Haven’t you heard? He bought the farm.

He got drunk and went out on his motorcycle … Poor guy bought the farm.

by Barrymtl January 10, 2022