Wolverined

When you get fingered by a girl with extreme long acrylic nails resulting in extreme internal bleeding and bruising.

“I got absolutely wolverined last night!”

by 13046977 July 08, 2020

wolverine

an extreme tweaker, or someone who acts very sexual when high

jeez, have you seen that wolverine in dairy mart? that dude needs a fix

by boobinflator August 03, 2018

wolverine

The unfortunate guy with metal claws destined not to ITCH his BALLS.

"look at the pic of jack hughman? Why he is screaming with claws wide open???"

"He is Wolverine, with hairy itchy balls, destined not to itch them"

by mark.robins210 April 26, 2012

Wolverining

You dress up in the Wolverine outfit (comic book version, of course) and when the priest says "If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace." The person busts into the wedding and causes general disarray. This is usually done in groups so as to cause maximum confusion.

Groom: Yo, I was just about to get married to the life of my life and you won't guess what happened?
Friend: What?
Groom: Joe, Phil and Harry came in Wolverining...

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Priest: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace.
Wolveriners: Yo! We're Wolverining this wedding!

by Ionxion February 15, 2012

wolverine

A solitary, burrowing carnivorous mammal of northern forest regions, related to the weasel and having a heavyset body, short legs, dark fur, and a bushy tail. Also called carcajou, glutton, skunk bear.

Aka: A fat, ugly, lonely, ill-tempered, weasel.

Typically used to describe a fan of the University of Michigan

"God damn that girls ugly, she's even got a 'stache!"
"Yup, she's a Michigan Wolverine alright"

by ChadHennesTailBone September 28, 2005

Wolverined

After having awesome sex with your lady while on her period, you finish and while covered in her menstrual blood you jump in the shower and wash it away imagining as if your Wolverine healing from some awful wound/s from battle.

Me: Man i had awesome sex with my lady last night while she was at her heaviest on her period!

Paul: Hmmm... Sounds messy...

Me: Yeah its ok cause i just wolverined afterwards!

Paul: Thats AWESOME!

by StuntmanJames January 18, 2011

wolverine

A student or alum of the University of Michigan

After the wolverines overcame a 21 point deficit to win over Michigan State, you could hear the 107,501 wolverines screaming "It's great... to be... a Michigan Wolverine"

by Will Mendoza June 29, 2005