Beat the wizard

A descriptive expression used to insinuate that one has accomplished an impossible task.(i.e. as if you had magical powers)

I beat the wizard on that test.

by bradford286 February 5, 2008

Talking to the Wizard

A term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity Crossfit workout.

Athlete: <working out insanely hard>
Coach: YEAH! GO HARDER G...wait, what's wrong. Why are you just standing there starring off into space.

Athlete: Dude, I'm talking to the Wizard.

by bgoldstein March 29, 2010

the wizard

1)One who makes no sense
2)One who has a habit of using words they don't know/made-up
3)Wizard-Like person

Little Kid: Uhmm I don't understand this...
The Wizard: WTF?! Mulch! You sound like mulch! Excuse my persnicketyness, but you never listen to me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Everything sounds shrookish, and needs to be fixed!

by HughJass87 January 14, 2008

The Wizard

An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!

"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!

by Adolf Oliver Nipples September 27, 2005

shake the wizzle

to go take a leak

I am going to shake the wizzle

by invisibleaxm October 30, 2014

tongue punch the wizard sleeve

another name for eating a girl out. The definition of vagina in latin is The basic meaning of the Latin word vagina was a sheath – or scabbard for a sword. By association, Gladius (sword) was a common term for the penis.

She let me tongue punch the wizard sleeve

by 1970_chevelle June 3, 2015

Wizzo the Wizard

A Wizzo is a rare kind of wizard that can only be found in the countries Ruanda and Bolivia. Wizzo's generally have pale buttery-yellow skin that can only be in bad condition. They can be recognised by their extremely sharp fingernails and if you see them, their stumpy toes.

You can also use the word Wizzo to describe an old and stubborn man (that often looks as if they would hug you at any opportunity).

"Wizzo the Wizard! I haven't seen you in so long!"

"You see that man? He's a total Wizzo"

by Egirl_slayer_6969 October 30, 2021