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White-Noise Blues

The difficulty you experience falling asleep, when you've become accustomed to playing a podcast or YouTube or tv shows before bed. And then you're traveling and have to sleep somewhere without internet reception. So your bedroom is way too quiet, and there's no external jabbering to interrupt your own existentially tormented thoughts.
"Hey, Edna. Glad to see you're back. How was the camping trip?"
"It was great, but I really didn't get very good sleep while I was out there"
"Oh really? I figured without all the hub-bub from the city, you'd sleep a lot better"
"That's what I thought! But I just felt isolated instead"
"Sounds like you've got a case of the White-Noise Blues"
by IDONTLIKEBATHSILOVETHEM January 12, 2019
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White Noise

Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.
Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.
by Weirdgrrl December 7, 2019
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White Noise

A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.
"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"
by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018
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White noise

The only YouTube video you can watch repeatedly for 10 hours without getting bored.
What are your interests and hobbies?
Uhh, I listen to white noise.
by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024
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White noise

A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.
Prof. X is such a white noise.
by illi-noise March 18, 2021
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White noise

Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*
by CrowOnDelsym September 8, 2023
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White Noise

When self-important white people won’t stop talking, so they just fade into the background and you don’t notice it.
This guy over there at the bar needs to take a breath. He hasn’t stopped talking.”
“Oh, really? I didn’t notice. Just white noise.”
by Iknostuff February 8, 2020
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