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stars in the water

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Don't do anything now, wait to see your stars in the water.
by Richitch May 17, 2016
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Originally an United States Naval phrase used by the enlisted personnel to alert other subordinate sailors that an officer is on deck. Could also be used to make others aware of the presence of an authority figure i.e cops, a principle, or even your mom.
Younger Brother: *Forgets to do the dishes*

Older Brother: *Hears mom’s car pull in the driveway* “Bro clean this mess up!!! SHARKS IN THE WATER!!!
by foxda5th September 9, 2022
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Smoke on the Water

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the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you
Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water
by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023
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Bong Water in the Sink

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Similar to Beer under the bridge:

When one or more stoned individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were so high.
Nikki: "I bet Joe was mad about me yelling and hanging up on him last night when I was baked out of my mind."

Kristin: "He was toasted too. He said forget about it - it's bong water in the sink."
by fatt d4 July 16, 2010
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Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.
My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.
by Penny Man August 4, 2008
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