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playing twister with the girls

A seemingly innocent game played between girl friends that in reality is an orgy of lesbian sex. Also can be used to refer to sexual activity between just two lesbian partners.

Derived from the twister like positions girls must bend themselves into in order to scissor.
Kate: "Where is Alyssa tonight?"
Brianne: "Oh she didn't tell you? She went over to Carries again."
Kate: "Wow! It's been every night this week!"
Brianne: "I think she's been playing twister with the girls."

twisted at the dick 

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.
Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

twisting in the wind 

refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
While he waited for the jury's verdict, he was twisting in the wind.
twisting in the wind by TexasWicca February 28, 2005

Twisting in the wind 

Where you yourself is in an EXTREMELY BAD
situation that makes you wonder if you'll
get out of it with your ass either intact
or injured but intact...
With no help from ANYONE... EVER.

(See up shit creek, screwed, fucked up, and screwed six ways till Sunday.)

Imagine a small piece of metal in a
F5 tornado.

Now, imagine yourself in a social situation
that is equally like the F5 tornado and you
being the small piece of metal.
A guy lends his credit card to a relative to
help her out. Said relative runs up the limit
to card, and commits credit fraud. Guy gets
stuck with the bill, and is facing $15,000
owed for purchases he didn't make. Relative
chooses toskip town while the guy tries
to pez out every crying dime to said bill
before the po-po and the courts make him
Bubba's playmate for being a credit criminal.

However, the store cameras did scope out
the scenery and backed his claims, and
now the relative is up shit creek.

Both parties went twisting in the wind for
that one!

Lick the clit double twister finger bang 

The act of eating and finger banging at the same time a vagina
Me : Bro my arm is so tired !
Joe : why?
Me: i had a crazy night i did the lick the clit double twister finger bang to my girl!
Joe: i dont understand
Me : i am not suprise i always know that you are a Noob!

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is simply destruction
Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead