by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005
Get the the thing that should not be mug."Here's the thing" can be used as a buildup to an insult and to make sure you'll have the attention of the receiving party. Ending it with a "that's more or less the thing" will let them know that you've finished conveying this information.
Jack: My allegiance is to the law, I'm paid to uphold the law.
Bill: What in the heaven's name are you talking about? You may have misgivings, but don't go believing that, Jack. That way lies damnation.
Jack: I'm in no danger of damnation, Bill.
Bill: Here's the thing, I don't give tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum you meat-headed shit sack, that's more or less the thing.
Bill: What in the heaven's name are you talking about? You may have misgivings, but don't go believing that, Jack. That way lies damnation.
Jack: I'm in no danger of damnation, Bill.
Bill: Here's the thing, I don't give tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum you meat-headed shit sack, that's more or less the thing.
by tuppenny March 22, 2020
Get the Here's the thing mug.Some activity with some object that you can't or won't name because a) it's embarrassing b) it's too weird c) you don't know what it's called or d) it's just funnier like that.
Not infrequently used to refer to sexual activities.
Not infrequently used to refer to sexual activities.
by wizofaus June 29, 2011
Get the thing with the thing mug.A phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn't, needs to be, or just in general. This phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or "thing." Will often cause anger or laughter.
Guy 2: Hey why do these things run away when I get close.
Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-
Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.
Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.
Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-
Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.
Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.
by Wolfman5461 November 29, 2016
Get the now here's the thing mug.A phrase used by Mira Suta to convey the message that her false fact is true using a series of other false facts.
Mira: Duck Hunt is really good. His side B is really powerful!
Mike: But he's low tier, and nobody likes him or uses him.
Mira: That's the thing! Nobody knows what to expect!
Mike: But he's low tier, and nobody likes him or uses him.
Mira: That's the thing! Nobody knows what to expect!
by WeirdWordsWhat June 24, 2020
Get the that's the thing mug.by Kdinoo_ August 19, 2021
Get the Don't jackass the thing mug.Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!
America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!
America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022
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