The texas downy

A retard of such proportions that they are too autistic to be labeled as your average handicapped person.

Did you see bobby he went from down syndrome to the texas downy real fast.

by The ultimate funyun February 27, 2017

The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)

nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.

by Little England April 2, 2017

the texas turnaround

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face

She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant

by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017

the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak

" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".

by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018

The Texas Flop

The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.

Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.

by Dapone September 30, 2019

The Texas Rattlesnake

When male shakes penis back and forth while peeing with female on knees with eyes and mouth open

Kelsey was being a bad girl so I gave her The Texas Rattlesnake

by 1234567dfghw January 1, 2021

The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.

Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush

by Bubba A July 25, 2021