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Tash

Vagina.
A lovely shaven vagina

Typically used in England during the early 2000’s
Oi Dexter told me his ex had a beautiful fuckin tash
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Tash

When something is extremely trash it may be known as tash
Max you are so tash
by cshipplays May 1, 2020
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Tash Peterson

The Tash Peterson is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period and end up with period blood all down your face and chest.
Holy shit dude you have just been Tash Peterson'd.
by Craig.paul September 6, 2021
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burger tash

A soft, sparse moustache typically grown by teenage boys.
"Ere Wayne, you proper need a shave."
"How do I, dickhead?"
"He's right, you've got a right bastard burger tash."
by Stottie Kyek August 19, 2008
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Shit Tash

This is a fine art, it requires a high amount of skill and accuracy. This so-called move can be peroformed on either male or female and leaves a disgusting stench under the nose and maybe even a stain. there is a worked example shown...
First the male or female inserts his index finger or maybe 2 fingers depending on the victim into his rectum or maybe just rubs the crack and then goes in for the kill but rubbing these 2 fingers across his/hers victims upper lip and then claims it by shouting "Shit Tash..1-0" or "Schnibledddd!"
by WiLLo May 6, 2004
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Gobble Tash

The false impression of a moustache when giving head.
She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.
by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010
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Hitler tash

Shorthand for "Hitler's moustache". This describes a woman's pubic hair when she has shaved almost all of it off, leaving only a thin strip of hair covering her vulva.

So named for its similarity to Adolf Hitler's moustache, which was threefold:

a) It was also narrow and dark.
b) It also "lay above the lips".
c) It can move hypnotically, with a strange effect on the weak-minded.
I asked my first girlfriend if she would shave her beaver, and it turns out she was a member of PETA so I ended up getting slapped.

Then I asked my second girlfriend if she would shave her Map of Tasmania, and it turns out she was an Australian Aborigine so she cut me with a flint-knapped knife.

Last night I asked my third girlfriend to shave her Hitler tash, and she looked at me and said "I'm Jewish".

If the Mossad come looking for me, I'm not at home, okay?
by HMB December 28, 2008
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