Snooki

1. Descendant of the fabled big-foot family, usually wears slutty clothes exposing most of its body, has a very loose vagina; however it is not apparent if it is male or female.
2. The reason why there's world hunger.

Guy 1: ''Dude, did you see that Snooki on Jersey Shore last night?''

Guy 2: ''Yeah dude, I could totally see its camel toe sagging through her socks!''

by Unanymouswat July 30, 2010

Snooki

a petite quidette, with the best hair poof and tends to be obnoxious.

Damn that girl was such a snooki last night. I think i can only take small amounts of her at a time.

by Chant 16 January 18, 2010

Snooki

a term used to describe an overweight guidettewho possibly receives fashion advice from transvestite weekly.

snooki scares the crap out of me

by kookookrazy January 8, 2010

Snooki

see cum-dumpster, jizz-bag, fuck socket, com guzzling gutter slut. see also drunken moron

Bob, "do you see that drunken fuck socket over there?"
Tom, "yea, she's just a cum dumpster, what a Snooki."

by Justa guy March 17, 2013

Snooki

The most ugly, tanned, bitchy whore in the entire World! No, I mean the entire fucking UNIVERSE!!!!!!
Seriously, this girl looks like a fat, greasy, vulgar and ugly oompa-loompa who gets ride by every guy who passes in front of her.

"Snooki wants smuch smuch" from South Park

by TEuIN!CBSABCBS!TuCTuC November 1, 2010

Snooki

a fake wannabe guidette, but isnt even italian. She's adopted and chilein.

snooki got punched in the face by a guy.

by princess of poughkeepsie January 13, 2010

Snooki

She puts the capital S in STD

sorry bro but that what you get when you fuck a Snooki

by T_Vittle December 31, 2010