cunning linguist of the high seas

A man that rides around the seas on a rowing boat and also likes to eat the fine vag and get the juices flowing.

Old man: i used to be a fine cunning linguist and loves the pussy juice.

Dein fuhrer: true that mate, a cunning linguist of the high seas if ever there was one.

by bad man tings April 12, 2011

semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas

A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!

(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.

(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!

by squirtdonkeys July 23, 2007

Search the Web

When you get wordspyware/word installed on your computer, your homepage is usually reset to a homepage offering you to "search the web". Spyware blows ass.

Search the web? Nobody cares! Why not just go to Google!?

by adonkeyisaass February 24, 2004

Searching the Cave

The act of inserting your entire body into someones vagina along with a full camera crew in order to inspect and grade its value, and accurately judge if it can handle your gargantuan cock. Also a term for rectal exams in which the doctor is a homosexual pervert and has a poop fetish.

I'm a pro at searching the cave, if you need any help.

by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018

patrolling the high seas

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.

Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018

Sailed The Seven Seas

When a person can say that they have had sex with men or women of many different ethnicities, races & origins.

Jim, a businessman for a major corporation, has really sailed the seven seas on his many different business trips across the globe.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Nigger king on the seven seas

this title is the highest military ranking in the Somali navy, the medalijon is said to have been stolen form an German Nazi officer.

The one that bear this has control of all the seven seas.

First guy: Hey did you have sex with The Nigger king on the seven seas
second guy: i dont speak shit

by NoggerKing August 23, 2018