Simp the chimp

An enormous white tub of lard gay headass nigga. He steals food from anyone around.

Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof

by Enormous stickle pickle December 17, 2018

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The Biggest Simp

Mordecai from Regular Show is.

Mordecai: I'm just afraid of what'll happen because...(sighs) part of me is still waiting for Margaret to come back.

Rigby: What? Still? She's not coming back, dude. She's gone.

And Mordecai is The Biggest Simp..

by WeDoALilTrollin April 19, 2022

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Kimmy the bi simp

Kim is a very kind and welcoming person, she always manages to put a smile on my face and although I get very confused when she talk in danish im trying to learn it as it’s only fare cause she learnt English. Based on our many interactions I assume she is a good hugger, she also has a very calming voice. She always seem to make me laugh or make me feel calm and I’m so happy I got to know them. (Also she bi awakening was my little pony so get exposed if you’re reading this Kim). She have helped my through a lot of tough times without even realising it and I really care about them and love her/p

Me: Kimmy the bi simp is very funny
Kim: no I’m not
Me: stfu you literally are

by Fuckinggaysimp69420 May 27, 2023

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___the.weird._.simp

The best, cutest person and mutual, literally the best person on the whole world <3.

-Who’s ___the.weird._.simp?
-The cutest person on the whole word

by his favourite person ig July 5, 2021

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the_perfect_simp

Someone that simps correctly and respectfully

e.g Lauren watched Quackity everyday on twitch.tv because she simped for him. She did not print out photos of him or send him messages but kept her smut to herself. Lauren is the_perfect_simp

by it’s daddy July 9, 2021

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