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Up The Ricker

the act of anal sexual intercourse generally used for homosexuals
"Mark likes it up the ricker"
by The Greg Lawson Esq. April 22, 2006
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The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.
Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"
by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019
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Slap cock to the rice

A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.
Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.
by Joe from Brooklyn March 9, 2008
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the rich dick

Can be seen coming off of his Lamborghini Aventador.Usually named Trent, Marcós, Jayson, Chad, Peyton, Dominic, Sisqo,Maximus,Danté and more. Usually has a very priviledged spoilt brat sounding last name(eg. Trenton Blake)He is also usually very ignorant and sometimes a downright idiot but his atttactiveness still let's him play the girls. His hair is gelled (obviously). Wearing the traditional pidgeotto haircut or a comb over for style purposes or if (light skin, dark skin's even a volume flat top with fade(high) or a pompadour(in it's douchiest form)(all these haircuts if not blonde, died blonde) with a varsity jacket(either Palace or Off-White)black t-shirt,Fear of God heavy terry sweatpants with black/red Yeezys or he'll wear a white Supreme Box logo t-shirt with Bape Ultimate Black City Camo sweatpants (sagged of course) with Gucci slides(socks if you will,from OF that don't match at all) or sometimes just a designer tracksuit(usually Kappa or a leather Adidas one) . He wears loads of designer brands. His main faves are Bape, Supreme, Off-White,Nike and Louis Vuitton. Throw in some Axe A LOT of it. One sniff of him and you'll die.

His attitude is poo. When talking to his arrogant, vain, sleazy self. Listen to him brag about how good he looks (his 6 pack) and his muscles or his new Tommy slides or his new designer backpack, either a smooth Black or any shade of red(red being his favorite color).
Scenario 1
Yoona and Cory: Oh no here comes Jayson look out!

Jayson: Yo bro get out the way before you step on my Yeezys and contaminate my new Rolex with HIV or some shit XD. Cost more than your rent bruhhhhh. (*flexes watch*)

John(Jayson's minion) : OOOOHHH SAVAGE

Cory: Wow, he really is the rich douche

Scenario 2
Henry: Who splashed water on us?!?

Samuel and Anya: It was the rich privileged spoiled school jock Maximus Dickhead

Maximus: XD My new Tesla did it without me noticing. It must've been on autopilot.

Anya: Yeah, right then do a favor clean us off (*smiles*)

Maximus: Yooo, obviously I did that on purpose XD. This isn't Make a Wish I don't do deeds for the homeless. (*smirks*)

Samuel: That's for children with chronic illness.

Maximus: Bro SUCK MY DICK! BYE PEASANTS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO THE KING AND BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS AMAZING BODY (*flexes muscles") (*Puts on designer shades.*)

*Tesla crashes*

Henry: He really is the rich douche, just as retarded as one too.

The rich dick is a very wealthy guy who doesn't care for other's feelings.
by The truth tellar March 13, 2020
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Off the Richter

A word used to describe something that was wayy cool or awesome, steller etc....
Hey matt did you see the new batman movie?

Yeah man it was Off the Richter!!!!
by Specialagent009 December 1, 2016
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Diary The Rich Nigga

richest nigga to ever exist and fucks a ton of bitches (milfs)
Yo Diary The Rich Nigga why are you so rich?
by DiaryTheRichNigga September 14, 2020
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My times in the Rice Fields

A moment in your life that signifies an impactful yet slightly traumatic event that had an overall beneficial affect to your character arch.
“Hey Mau, how are you feeling?” “Considering I was just attacked by 12 Starving African children for my pizza scraps, I’m ok.” “Damn that’s intense” “Yeah. Reminds me of My Times in the Rice Fields”
by AmaxPredatz August 17, 2018
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