Pearl Harbor

When you climb to the top of the stall and try to poop into the tiolet.

"Dude, let's pearl harbor this bathroom, man."

by Balla Status November 06, 2009

Pearl Harbored

Means a sneak or suprise(by liberals) attack

I said I would go out with her but I got Pearl Harbored by all off her lesbian friends when I got there

by daveybaby March 16, 2006

Pearl Harbor

Cold. As in 'a bit of a nip in the air'

Fuck me - its pearl harbor out there today.

by Jon200501 December 31, 2005

pearl harbor

going to a strip club and being grabbed immediately by a group of Asian strippers that you were not their to see in the first place

Scotti got "pearl harbored" by six Asian strippers

by lazybear June 29, 2007

Pearl Harbored

To have sex with partner while partner is asleep.

I got home last night and Pearl Harbored Martha.
I think Tom Pearl Harbored me last, my underwear was stuck to my ass.

by ad024 October 31, 2011

Pearl Harbor

The act of surprise bombing your girlfriend.

Step 1: Wait outside the bathroom while your girlfriend is showering and masturbate.

Step 2: As soon as she opens the door, scream "THE JAPANESE ARE COMING!" and splooge all over her leg.

Step 3: Repeat as necessary, because she'll probably go back into the shower to wash it off.

Alternatively, you could do a bombing run of sorts and jizz on her while she's still in the shower, as long as you include the scream.

Bill recorded himself giving his girlfriend a Pearl Harbor and uploaded it.

by Rigglegiggle September 24, 2008

Pearl Harbor

To drop a used Japanese-brand condom (e.g. Kimono) on an unsuspecting sex partner's head after intercourse. Bonus points if: 1) It happens in Hawaii, 2) The condom-dropper is Japanese AND the victim is white OR in the US Navy.

After Kelly and I had sex, I waited until she was asleep and gave her the Pearl Harbor.

by lonelydonkeykong March 27, 2012