When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).
Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.
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by definer911 May 25, 2009
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Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......
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Get the The Mount Everest Sexpedition mug.a dreaded meeting or appointment involving some sort of confrontation with a higher-up type of official person, be it a boss, counselor, or other authority-like figure. . .
I had a little "incident" at school and now I have to speak with the head counselor. . . the meeting on the mountain is this morning. .. eeek!
by Just A Troubled Girl February 3, 2006
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A sex act that usually involves a fat fetish. The (usually) female obese participant sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male participants proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. They then proceed to cum all over the obese participant in the middle.
similar to bukkake except for the fact that it only requires one person to spank the monkey as opposed to multiple participants
A play on words derived from the children song "She'll be coming around the mountain",
A sex act that usually involves a fat fetish. The (usually) female obese participant sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male participants proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. They then proceed to cum all over the obese participant in the middle.
similar to bukkake except for the fact that it only requires one person to spank the monkey as opposed to multiple participants
A play on words derived from the children song "She'll be coming around the mountain",
"How are things going with that fat girlfriend of yours?"
"pretty good man, over the weekend we got busy and she let me cum around the mountain"
"man that shit is disgusting!"
"pretty good man, over the weekend we got busy and she let me cum around the mountain"
"man that shit is disgusting!"
by GoYaffa July 27, 2008
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Well basically...
It's about two families the Carvers and the Dowlings, both families want control of a "The Mountain"
Well basically...
It's about two families the Carvers and the Dowlings, both families want control of a "The Mountain"
This is what happened so far...
Grandpa Carver died and left the mountain to his more rebellious grandson David which shocked Will since David hadn't been around for six years and Will was the one who actually ran the mountain for his granfather before his death.
Wil now date Maria which is Davids first love, David is dating Max daughter of Collin Dowling who wants to take the mountain away from the Carvers. And sixteen year old Shelley is dating Michael Dowling who is 21 no one aproves of their relationship especially Sam her best friend who seems to be in love with her.
Grandpa Carver died and left the mountain to his more rebellious grandson David which shocked Will since David hadn't been around for six years and Will was the one who actually ran the mountain for his granfather before his death.
Wil now date Maria which is Davids first love, David is dating Max daughter of Collin Dowling who wants to take the mountain away from the Carvers. And sixteen year old Shelley is dating Michael Dowling who is 21 no one aproves of their relationship especially Sam her best friend who seems to be in love with her.
by Rory&Logan=Hot November 9, 2004
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