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Cutting the log

After taking a big shit thats very lengthy then stand up and peeing on it trying to cut it in half. From South Park
Kenneth tried to cutting the log but failed.
by BigHardDump December 12, 2012
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taking the log to the beaver

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.
"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"
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jumping the log

1. Jumping over a log.
2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.
3. Training a dog.
Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.
by Gunit March 7, 2005
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Get the log in

A slang term used by people going to school in St. Olivers in Co. Louth and other parts of Co. Meath.

It means to have sex with a person or to go to second base at least or actually anywhere with just a person. Even when they fancy a person or is thinking about getting with the person or tryna get with the person.
It is said by saying:
"YEOW (yeow is said at a loud high-ish pitched tone), __________ (followed by the name of the person) gettin the log in (said the same as yeow but at a lower octave of the pitch), nice one (also said the same as get the log in)"

"YEOW, conor gettin the log in, nice one"

or "the log is in"
by sissorhands April 2, 2008
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chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.
He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.
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soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014
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cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"
Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat
by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015
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