Kratos Espucci

A person who is a dick, or something that makes you so pissed you want to commit bad.

This Minecraft parkour map is being a Kratos Espucci

by Gibbles0110 March 9, 2020

Go Kratos

Named after the anti-hero of the God of War series, Kratos is a man so filled with rage and revenge that he decimates all in his path. Usually done up close and personal with bladed weapons resulting in a bloodbath.

I'm about to "Go Kratos" up in here!

by A.J. Valentine April 26, 2010

kratos falling

Literally just Kratos falling with Aerosmiths Dream on playing

Bro look Kratos falling again

by Ruben.18 November 11, 2022

I am Kratos!

Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.

You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.

"What you said didn't even make sense!"

"Shut up! I AM KRATOS!!!"

by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010

What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.

Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!

by Riot_man April 26, 2010

Kratos

Kommunikationsmittel von Kratom abhängigen um sich untereinander zu verständigen.

1: Schatz, ruf die Polizei unser Nachbar schreit schon wieder Kratos um 3 Uhr Nachts.

2: Er scheint wohl ein Hardcore God of War Fan zu sein, ich höre ihn die ganze Zeit Kratos schreien

3: KRATOS?

KRATOS!

by Jaboosted June 27, 2022

Kratos

Kratos is the best critical ops player from FH it has the longest cock in the world and he gets all the Egirls like Zhilox,Kneez, & and the biggest simp, -Angelsdeath

.ud kratos

by Asswater556 March 16, 2021