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teh jonas brothers are a boy band, with 3 brothers{kevin,21, joe,18, and nick,16.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.
person1; Hey did u see the jonas brothers yesturday on disney.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.
by xoxhudaxox January 3, 2009
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A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.
I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.
by penis2.0 October 8, 2008
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FUCKING AWESOME!
The best band in the universe. even better than miley "slut" cyrus.
~~~AT A CONCERT
jonas fan 1: The jonas brothers rock!
jonas fan 2: (screaming twords stage) NICK JOE AND KEVIN GET NAKED! YOU GUYS ARE HOT IN A CAN!
by COLEY :} April 30, 2008
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the best band in the universe. Anyone who doesn't like them is either
a) jealous
b) a freak and doesnt know what their missing
c) hopelessly confused (its okay, theres still time to get help from a fellow fan)
Kid 1: The Jonas brothers rock!
Kid 2: I know right??
(they look over and see a random kid drawing a mustache, obnoxious nose, and glasses on the jonas brothers poster)
Kid 1: Lets go jump on him until he gets the message.
Kid 2: Sounds great!
by RoxyGirl March 27, 2008
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the worst thing ever. hell, polio was better.
"Wow! The Jonas Brothers Rocks.."
"Men's beds"
"Nuh uh"
"Yes they suck serious ass"
by fuckcunting January 23, 2009
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the greatest band alive consisting of nick, joe, and kevin jonas. They have great voices and are sexy!
by lanieee May 4, 2009
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