Johnny On The Spot

A perfectly located restroom; port-a-potty.

Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!

by Refinnej September 2, 2005

johnny on the spot

a massive hickey on the inside of a girls thigh

Steve left a johnny on the spot that was extremely red

by curtis martin February 26, 2008

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

by thurb March 31, 2023

johnny tinkleberry the 38th

man with big balls

phat asscheeks

person 1: hey johnny tinkleberry the 38th
johnny: big balls

by 123gogogo1212 February 27, 2024

johnny tinkleberry the 18th

phat ass

johnny tinkleberry the 18th

by 123gogogo1212 February 27, 2024

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021