Jim

Basically a term to describe any gay person ever

Person 1: "Wow you're such a Jim."

by Humongous XD February 04, 2019

jim jim

Slang term for the ADHD medications Ritalin and Adderall.

Dude, you got any jim jim?

by THE UNKNOWN June 08, 2004

Jim

Someone who is unusually but rightfully obsessed with blonde (usually swedish) women with big tits.

Bro you gotta look away quick before she realises you're jimming her!

by The Communist Cucumber July 24, 2019

Jim

“A god” the perfect human
(Also has a really big penis)

He will probably get every girl in the world.

Hey who is that handsome guy over there?

It’s Jim!

Ok I’m glad it lasted long with my girlfriend.

by Cool bartman October 22, 2019

jimming

the act of bagging the fattest bitch you can. (see hogging)

Dude, I'm going to have to go jimming tonight to get some action.

by Nick Hughes December 24, 2006

Jim

the definition of amazing, sexy-ness and perfection. The love of my life. He will be forever always.

you.. are... such a JIM

by e<3j March 10, 2010

Jim

Jim is a man that: A.) Is hard working. B.) Laughs at his own jokes as if they were truly funny. C.) Will most likely work in a large factory or Yard. D.) Has a very small penis, almost like a shrimp. E.) He will be a boss one day and trust only 3-4 workers and will know that these workers are the best at what they do. He is also a man of small stature (very tiny man).

Guy one: Hey did you see Him today?
Guy two: Yes, that man is never gone so I see him daily. Why do you ask?
Guy one: Well I heard that this girl told him he has a shrimp dick.
Guy two: Yeppers that's definitely a JIM!

by MysticMac857 May 15, 2018