the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018

The internet

A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)

"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"

by Dalamanza April 12, 2019

The Internet

While the internet may be amazing a cool, it’s also full of disturbing viral videos, disgraceful pornography, pedophiles, perverts, sluts, highly-addictive online games that destroy people’s social lives, misleading information and cyber-bullying.

This isn’t a joke. Take my advice and use the internet wisely.

Example: With the internet comes great responsibilty

by jaydeeizsik January 26, 2013

the internet

Something Al Gore never said he invented

Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something

by nj June 8, 2004

the internet

What every fucktard on earth logs onto to spew their hatred of George Bush and Democracy because they are sad,pathetic little Communists who look at porn all day which is just sad since all internet porn is a bunch of diseased pussy pics,and then it gets worse from there.

Oh yeah Al Gore invented the internet.
And to the moron who says he never said that he invented the internet,what do you think "I took the initiative in creating the internet" means? He didn't say he sponsored an initiative he said "I took the intiative in creating the internet".

by ya gawl durn gore-on November 21, 2004

The Internet

Paradise in quarantine.

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

The Internet

An amazing and equally terrifying place, where you can do whatever you want... but have to be aware of everyone so you don't get lots of haters, trolls, the grammar police etc...

Wow, man. The internet is awesome!
Watch out for trolls! >XD

by AreYouSureI'mACat April 7, 2015