hedgehog

When your unattractive friend gets a ridiculously hot girl. Usually a high maintenance bitch, but makes up for it in looks.

Dude...how did shane get that hedgehog?

by TRay$hawnn October 9, 2012

Hedgehog

A local meaning in Yorkshire for when a female needs to pull her top up.

Me:'Susan, hedgehog baby thats not attractive.'
Susan:'Oppsy, thankyou stunnah'
*pulls top up*

by Ian D October 15, 2012

Hedgehog

When somebody's dress is failing down, shout HEDGEHOG and they will understand and pull it up, Bradford slang.

'Ey girl you need to hedgehog!'

Girl 1: 'Omg you hedgehog'

Girl 2: 'Er no, thats you lol'

Girl 1: 'No you need to hedgehog'

Girl 2: 'Least im not a mole, mole head mole head mole head mole head lol!'

Girl 1: 'No urban dictionary it gal!'

by Moleybrad June 27, 2012

hedgehog

collective noun for a walking group of pricks

whilst walking down the street you observe a group of chavs and say to your friend "watch out for that hedgehog"

by Bryan August 13, 2004

Hedgehog

when a woman has shaven her DOO-DAH and stubble is evident

collen has a hedgehog

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

hedgehog

when an old man bends over in front of you ande his hairy bean bag pops out from between his legs

Man what the fuck, Grandpa just came out of his room and dropped his towel. The next thing I know his hedgehog is saying hi.

by loren goins February 21, 2004

hedgehog

the act of rubbing your butthole hair one one's mouth.

"let's do the hedgehog!"
"So dude I just walked in on your mom hedghogging your dad!"

by adam and eve's father February 21, 2012