the googler

another one of the titles 'the decider' has given/had bestowed on himself. Used during his visits to the internets. Only Bush could find so many ways to butcher the english language. Most international leaders can speak many languages, ours can't even speak one.

I'm the decider, and I use the google and the internets to help me decide because I'm the googler

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

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Run it through the googler

When you google something

“Hey, Martha I can’t remember how to make that delightful ricotta.”
“Me neither Stan, let’s run it through the googler!”

by frankie & the flamethrowers October 25, 2018

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The goggles! They do nothing!

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"

Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."

by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009

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BEER GOGGLES!!!

Those are what you wear when they "see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person," and it looks good - or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.

But I'm going on my own tolerance here.

"No matter how many beers I pounded, he refused to become any less ugly. The goggles have failed me.

by MzMorbid April 13, 2006

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