earthquake party

A sketch on the comedy show "The Upright Citizens Brigade" in which a group of investigators attempt to interrogate a woman suspected of attending a recent "earthquake party" In the sketch, an "earthquake party" is one in which people either pretend that there is an earthquake going on, or they actually attempt to start an earthquake. Appears on Episode #308, the "small town show"

A quiet small town deals with earthquake parties, dolphin aliens and Armageddon.

by Wheelinshirt April 3, 2005

turkish earthquake

The act of recieving felatio (blowjob) at the top of the stairs. Once you have shot your "goo", push your partner down the stairs.

Last night, after I shot, I gave her a turkish earthquake

by Rob Parkinson March 10, 2007

Arkansas Earthquake

When a girl is laying on her back and you are balls deep in her pussy and she farts causing your balls to shake violently.

Dude I was fucking Daisy last night and she gave me the Arkansas Earthquake!

by Dollar Bill and Ted Newgent September 10, 2010

chocolate earthquake

When two black people have sex so hard the house shakes

My black neighbor destroyed his house from doing a chocolate earthquake with his wife.

by boner bonere penis pussy May 24, 2016

Brownie Earthquake

During the act of anal intercourse, the person on the receiving end has a nasty case of firerreah.

The outcome is something to the effect of putting your thumb over a garden hose.

Dude, last night a brownie earthquake went down in my house and it shot about 3 yards in each direction.

by alejandro hayes September 6, 2007

little earthquakes

Orgasms.

Tori Amos: Little Earthquakes

by Chely May 6, 2018

Cat Earthquake

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr

Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.

by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019