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a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.
by chas bran October 9, 2016
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slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.
Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.
by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006
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a band made up of the hottest guys in northern virginia that had some bad ass tunes
played songs such as "jro broke the tom","a hold on life","drunk sex" and,"dinosaurs"
by a fan June 5, 2004
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the happy camper

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Let's have fun when we go camping, we'll be the happiest campers there...

The happy camper stands for THC!
by xhiei September 16, 2010
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The Cozy Campfire

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A Discord server with broken bots but owned by Duff, many people simp for duff
Hey, wanna go join The Cozy Campfire?
by Possible Panda September 5, 2021
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The Kingston Campfire

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The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
Last night my boss made me give him The Kingston Campfire. It was delicious."
by Big biscuit October 9, 2023
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The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.
I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!
by Dean Lane November 26, 2024
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