Up State Butter Churner

You rail the girl like you are churning butter.

Brady gave Marcellus the best sex of her life by doing the Up State Butter Churner

by Mebag October 10, 2016

orientation churner

A person who often job hops and quits right after completion of orientation which includes class room teaching/watching training videos and shadowing to get paid "easy money "

"He quit already? Orientation just ended. Yep he must be a orientation churner to leave that fast."

by Shinychamelon December 20, 2024

Mexican Stomach Churner

The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos

Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.

Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!

by AYoungOldie July 5, 2023

Utah Cream Churner

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.

“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner”

by 6116 February 19, 2025

Anal churner

When you pour milk into hookers ass hole and proceed to fuck it's brains out until it turn into butter. Then you continue to give it to your nearest Asian neighbor.

Yo bro i gave the best anal churner last night. Those Goddam Asians are gonna have some nasty ass butter!

by Like icky September 30, 2015

Potato Churner

beats peepee to shining really is a faggot and no one in the homie group likes him

Damn quit being such an Potato Churner!

by Potato Churner June 8, 2018

Porcupine Butter Churner

The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.

Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.

by Porcupine butter February 17, 2024