by Jasmine Mestisa August 24, 2005
Get the chodemug. Driver:See that guy lets chode-by him...hurry roll the window down.
Passenger:Alright..CCCHHOOOOODDDDEEE!
Random guy:**** You!!
Passenger:Alright..CCCHHOOOOODDDDEEE!
Random guy:**** You!!
by Ryder77 April 9, 2007
Get the chode-bymug. A particularly short penis which is wider than it is long. Usually very difficult to handle, both in the metaphorical and literal sense. Named after a form of sausage which is pathetically small.
A: "Didn't you say you slept with Bob on Wednesday?"
B: "Yeah but it was shit,"
A: "Why's that?"
B: "Well, I went to give him a quick blowy, but I couldn't get my lips around his pancake chode. It was like trying to eat a cheese wheel vertically"
B: "Yeah but it was shit,"
A: "Why's that?"
B: "Well, I went to give him a quick blowy, but I couldn't get my lips around his pancake chode. It was like trying to eat a cheese wheel vertically"
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
Get the chodemug. by slick willy May 13, 2005
Get the Chodemug. A penis which is wider than it is long. Alternate usage: an asshole frat guy who is totally useless, much like a penis which is wider than it is long.
by Prince Albert XXX September 29, 2006
Get the chodemug. It is when a the circumference of the penis exceeds its length when it is erect. It is quite rare and very unattractive. Short Fat People ussually have chodes as peoples penises ressemble their body.
normal penis 8====D
chode penis 8=D
normal penis 8====D
chode penis 8=D
"i saw rogers chode and his knob was as big as the rest of his penis"
"jimmy could not fuck jenny as his chode was too fat to penetrate her"
"jimmy could not fuck jenny as his chode was too fat to penetrate her"
by t3h1337h4xx0r September 19, 2008
Get the chodemug. 