Vanessa-claim

verb. The act of "claiming" a potential partner, meaning that person is off limits to any of your friends beacuse he/she is yours, but not making any moves or actions to get with the potential partner.

Herppette: Damn that boy is fine! I wanna make him mine!

Derp: You can't. Derpina claimed him two years ago.

Herpinson: She Vanessa-claimed him. You might as well go after him.

Herppette: Great! He's comeing over to my place to eat and I'm not talking food...

by thegirlwithoutthedragontattoo November 18, 2012

Claiming feast

A phrase that is used when you're stoned to signify that it's time to grab a snack. With "Claiming" being the verb to describe the announcement being made and the "feast" is referring to the munchies you're about to grab.

Person 1: Im starving lets go hit up farah's!!
Person 2: Oh poor one, buddeh's claiming feast!!

by yzzoP February 11, 2023

filthy claim

Falsley claiming someone as a dependent on your taxes while fucking them.

The IRS is auditing me because I committed a filthy claim on my neighbor.

by badjuju2 March 10, 2014

Fat Claiming

It's not fat shaming, just fat claiming. It's not like you are saying it's "bad to be fat" you are just saying "that person is fat" with no ill intent.

"She's fat."
"Dude, thats fat shaming."
"Nah man, theres nothing wrong with being fat. I'm just fat claiming."
"Ohhhhh. k."

by WhatTheCrackerBarrel February 10, 2020

claim a set

rep yo hood, give your neighboorhood's hand symbol

"if you claim a set, throw it up" (put your hands in the air)- Mike Jones...who?!?...Mike Jones...Jones

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

false claim

Somebody who claim to be in a gang ( blood , crip ) but really ain't bout that life

That boy kelvin swear he blood but really he just false claim

by Savagerealistboiiiiiilolbruh December 25, 2015

bitch claiming

In Minecraft Factions, Bitch Claiming is the act of claiming around another faction's claim so they cannot expand their base. Bitch Claiming is normally against the rules.

You were caught bitch claiming the faction Void, so you have been banned.

by VolaVola March 24, 2020