The Blender

Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender).

"Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"

"Well, there's nothing else to do"

by Chupalo September 2, 2005

Caught in the Blender

Getting caught in the blender means you've never left your home town, and then end up sleeping with or impregnating the same girls that you and your friends have cycled through over and over again.

He frequents the bars in camo and pajama bottoms and has definitely been caught in the blender.

by Ajmontana May 28, 2019

The Blender

The blender is a sexual act where the woman uses her breast milk and puts it in the blender. after that the man cums into the blender and last off the girl squirts into the blender. after that you blend it all together make the girl drink it and afterwards putting a thin line on the mans penis and inserting it into the woman.

I performed the blender on Stacy yesterday

by ViViD.kickback March 9, 2017

the bend

adj. great, amazing, awesome

As in, "That shit is the bend".
"That shit is amazing".

As in, "That party was the motherf*&^%&@ bend!"

by tigermario September 8, 2006

Around The Bend

When you turn 30 years old

In the same spirit at "Over the Hill" for 40 year-olds.

Its travic how houdinic time is getting now that I'm "Around the Bend."

by RoneNeffect January 6, 2012

gone round the bend

British slang for someone who is a wacko, slowly losing their mind

“Donald Trump thinks he won the election, I think he’s gone round the bend”

by BAD ASS ER NURSE January 3, 2021

doing the bend

A body stance that involves a person standing with his or her feet together while leaning the body to one side. Usually done while drunk and with a beverage in one hand. The stance displays confidence and is extremely attractive.

"Dude, what are you doing?"

"I'm doing the bend."

"Why?"

"It's all in the bend, you see."

by youwang December 27, 2011