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Bury the Bishop

This evening I am going to take Yumiko to my room and bury the bishop.
by Dairy Air March 13, 2009
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bashing-the-bishop

Male masturbation. Think of the appearance of the penis.
I was really bashing-the-bishop watching the Britney Spears video.
by Paulpot June 17, 2006
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bashing the bishop

"oh dear Godfrey, look at the arse on that!! I am going straight home to bash he bishop"
by Karawaque July 25, 2003
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Yanking the bishop

To masturbate, preferably with one's virgin penis. It is also important to note the shape of the Bishop's chess piece.
by MaRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM November 22, 2010
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Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.
Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”
by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018
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Shaking hands with the bishop

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!
by samsammydog March 28, 2012
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Bashing the Bishop

to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as

having a tug/ one man tug o'war
wanking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ
i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!
by hanz weiss December 13, 2003
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