Stew Beef

To loiter, lounge, procratinate, waste time in a slothy manner. (usually)

"Why don't you go do your homework?"
"I'd rather stew beef on the couch"

"Man, I stewed beef all day waiting for my friend to call"

by Debacle June 13, 2007

peruvian beef stew

Repetitive anal punching until partially digested food erupts from the ass.

Jake bro, I forgot to eat last night but I sure did rock the Peruvian beef stew on that dumpster monger

by Bigfellah March 22, 2020

No Beef In This Stew

A unique saying made by a Youtuber Teo in 2024.
Another version of "I have no say in it"

I have no beef in this stew

by poisonconsumer January 06, 2025

Beef Stew

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole and proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.

“Yo, me and homeboy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”

by MGKN December 03, 2024

Beef Stew

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole, then proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.

“Yo, me and my home boy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”

by MGKN December 03, 2024

Beef Stew

To take a wet shit in someone’s mout.

Man, Jake just got Beef stewed.

by Bimbo83922 December 18, 2018

Beef Stew

When your shit turns runny and chunky but it get difficult to come out, so you stick you hand up your ass to force it out. Basically your shit looks like chunky campbells canned soup. Wowa woowa Jek sie masz!¡¡🙇🏿 ♂️👬🧑 🦯🧑 🦯🧑 🦯🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡✊🏿✊🏿🇺🇦✊🏿🇺🇦🇺🇦✊🏿🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🐒🐒🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🇺🇦🦖🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🦖🍑🍑らたらあやたかはたなたやたやなたなたなた

I was on the toilet then I relished I got the beef stew, i was like “fuck this isn’t good”.

by Urrrrrrrpoody February 08, 2023