The Bob Barker Treatment

The act of a male being publicly humiliated by a female.

The inspiration comes from the end of all episodes of the Price is Right when Bob Barker remindes the viewers to spade or nuter their pets.

Brian was given the Bob Barker treatment from Summer in front of his boys at football practice!

The Bob Barker Treatment by Schon Carr November 29, 2007

Where’s the dog barking? 

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?

Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the dog barking? by NordicNate February 1, 2019

The Dogs Were Barking 

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

The Dogs Were Barking by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

barking at the badger 

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking

" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"

barking at the badger by amuchan October 4, 2006

barking up the wrong tree 

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

barking up the wrong tree by Libertine October 10, 2005

Barking at the ape 

Eating an old school chick, specifically doing so with much fervor and unbridled enthusiasm

So i met Yolanda, and she begged me to peel off her bellbottoms and i did a little barking at the ape...

Barking at the ape by Steeler Crow January 12, 2008

barking at the ants 

Vomiting (esp. in the street)

Landlord: "You look rough mate"
Gus: "I know, I've been barking at the ants all evening, I think it's your dodgy beer"
Landlord: "Well you did drink 19 pints of it"

barking at the ants by TommyJJ March 8, 2006