...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

by QuacksO April 29, 2024

I'll do that by june

A phrase flightreacts often says when viewing a highlight. Flight originally said this when he was reacting to "Proof That FlightReacts Is The WORST Basketball Player" around 9:10. This phrase was meant to set a very high expectation however, this has been repeated to the point of becoming a meme. Anyone can say this although they run the risk of making themselves look silly.

Person 1: Did you see that double eastbay dunk?!

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, i'll do that by june.

by wreak April 6, 2020

I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.

A combination of "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it." and the old addage, "don't burn your bridges". Meaning that you haven't yet arrived at a life obstacle, but you're sure you'll mess it up when you do.

"Hey man, did you figure out how to break the news to Kim that she's got herpes?"
"Nah, I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."

by fiest April 19, 2010

I'll pay that

Used by Australians to positively affirm a statement/opinion someone makes/has. The saying originates from Australian Rules Football, Australia's national sport, where an umpire "pays" a free kick, a mark (catch from a kick), etc.

P1: Mate, i just don't like meat pies.

P2: That's so unAustralian.

P3: Yeah, i'll pay that.

by Lockstock November 20, 2015

I'll burn that bridge when I get there

Having clear vision of a unavoidable and bad decision on the horizon and agreeing to wait for the catastrophe rather than rush it.

"When grandma finds out I'm living with a woman shes gonna know I'm a lesbian, but I'll burn that bridge when I get there"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

I'll buy that for a dollar

Slang phrase for "I'll accept that gladly" from the movie Robocop.

Derived from a slang phrase in a famous scince fiction story "The Marching Morons" by C.M.Kornbluth, in which a popular catchphrase for asking 'would you believe it?' was "Would you buy it for a quarter?". In the intervening years, inflation has been occurring.

a:" Think my car needs cleaning?"
b:" I'll buy that for a dollar!"

by D F Stuckey May 12, 2004