Textate

to say or read (something) aloud for another person to text to someone.

My wife was driving, so she would textate to me what she wanted sent.

by hawkerpilot July 1, 2009

Textipation

When a text on your cell phone won't go throw, as in becoming constipated.

"Why didn't you reply to my message last night?"
-- My phone had textipation last night, sorry.

by funkylilwhitegrl November 30, 2007

textipation

The condition of having too many text messages locked or saved on one's cell phone, keeping the memory capacity maxed out at 90% or greater at all times.

My cell phone has textipation from locking all of my boyfriends messages, I'm going to have to get a new phone or start deleting them.

by ***L.A.*** March 12, 2009

Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.

Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.

by jdtam September 1, 2010

Textite

Textite : to use emoticons, punctuation and all capital letters when texting.

Are you mad at me? No, I WAS textited :)

He must love me, he was textiting me last night...?)

by Guy Strunk September 8, 2014

Texturbate

To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

He said we should take a break. Now I just texturbate gifs to him all night.

by Noshedint March 16, 2018

Texturbate

The act of male masturbation that occurs simultaneously while texting. The action involves holding ones phone pressed against ones genitalia while having a 'New Massage' open, and then masturbating (if one has a flip phone then the phone may be enclosed around ones genitalia). When one is satisfied, one sends the resulting text message to someone else.

Guy: Hey Bro! I just Texturbated this girl!
Girl: Hey what do you think this text means?: "JfC774ju&@nbtjfjcuJEUWKLLPN:>PX"

by Captain Randolfo June 9, 2010