textument

an argument that occurs by means of text messaging

He can't talk to me face to face so he always tries to start a textument with me instead.

by Annalicious May 10, 2007

texttention span

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.

Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.

by LBeverly June 29, 2011

Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.

"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"

by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006

textument

Having an argument in texts.

Dammit johnny...I had another textument with my girfriend last night!!! My damn thumbs are killing me!

by HATTOMBOMB November 19, 2013

Textmentia

When you are attempting to multitask, have a conversation, send an email or a text at the same time and you forget what you are doing while you are doing it on your phone and you just keep opening and closing apps.

Also see: Living while Distracted

OMG I have a bad case of textmentia right now!

I had to send my boss a report but instead I checked my facebook/instagram/snapchat. Darn this Textmentia!

by BalconySessions July 13, 2017

Texttention

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.

After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"

by Justingus September 20, 2015

textentions

Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.

I was trying to be funny in a text message to my friend and she misunderstood my textentions.

by kenbru April 6, 2021