texstastrophy

When you accidentally send a really embarrassing wrong text to the wrong person and you can’t delete it.

“Bro I just sent a picture of my staff to my mom”
“Dude that’s a texstastrophy”

by Bigchunkofsteak.com August 3, 2022

Iowa Doesn't Exist

A band. Undoubtedly, one of the bands to ever exist. With tons of and, they have taken the US by storm and will go down in history as the band.

"Hey dude, did you see Iowa Doesn't Exist last night?"
"..who?"

by DudeBroKowski August 18, 2022

textstake

When you send a text message to someone and feel regretful about it later. Especially when you're drunk. A hybrid of mistake and text.

Drew: Julie, who are you texting?
Julie: Don't worry about it.
Drew: It's that one guy again, and you're hammered!
Julie: Ahh...I guess I'm just making textstakes again.
Drew: If you make too many, you'll get a UTI!

by Drew, Julie, Andrew April 20, 2008

Texis

A strange shade of yellow that makes everything around it less intelligent.
Can be created by negating Hooloovoo.

Texis is the ultimate form of counter intelligence.

by ikrzfi February 27, 2010

Jharkhand doesn't exist

Jharkhand is a state in Republic of India. Reddit users in India started this copypasta that Jharkhand doesn't exist, much like the copypasta 'Women don't exist'

You know Priyanka Chopra does not exist, because she was born in Jharkhand, and Jharkhand doesn't exist.

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Texit

A word describing a text (sometimes fake) that causes someone to leave from a scene or social encounter.

"Yeah, I saw Sarah for sec, but she took a quick texit and havent seen her since."

by nateg March 11, 2012

Texit

When Texas finally secedes from the United States.

I can’t wait for Texit, we should have let em leave years ago.

by NK808 September 2, 2021