Texan Teabag

When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.

Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!

by Some_Dude5846 June 24, 2008

Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.

Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.

by Titty Boner June 1, 2019

teas

A word used to describe an object or event that reminds them of another object or event.

“Girls is my sons, I'm givin' them milf teas”

-Nicki Minaj

by jakeuten September 22, 2018

Twisted Teas

Don't mistake the looks of the cans into thinking its beer, it's not! Kids with names like Cole or Brad who like to vape and take snapchats drink these things.

"Hey brad have you seen my twisteds?" "I don't know Cole but I saw the Girl Scout girls walking past the house with a case in their hand you could ask them"

"It's a vape and twisted teas night, full send boys! Blackout night!"

by Rjehh May 24, 2018

Your teas oot!

`Your teas oot`, as in, Your meals getting cold, Your late.., & in trouble. Used often by neds in gang fights in 60`s/70`s to warn a beating or chibbing was imminent

McCafferty, Your teas oot! (then quickly followed by violence. Used most eloquently by the legend Frankie Miller in `Just a boys game`, film/play)

by Contumax October 28, 2022

Callum Teas Ready!!

For someone who has to leave for there tea to get away from difficult situation.

"Cal how olds your misses?" "CALLUM TEAS READY!!" "Gotta Go"

by D00kie2323 November 15, 2009

Teas

Used mostly by black, queer individuals to indicate a resemblance or similarity between people or situations. Occasionally spelled "tease".

"Ariane looked so good, she was giving Rihanna teas up in there!"

by OkChile October 20, 2019