titsup

Whens somethings gone wrong/screwed up

Its gone tits up
meaning its gone wrong, its not working. something like that

by Arkz September 12, 2004

Tetsuo moment

When somebody wants to throw a real violent temper tantrum, similar to the character in "Akira".

Thelma was so furious about her boyfriend dumping her for another girl; she nearly had a Tetsuo moment.

by Jeong Shin January 18, 2008

Tetudo

Street word meaning big breasted male comes from southern california mexicans and originated in the Inland Empire. Used as a joke on family or friends and rarely as an insult.

Damn man look at your boobs your a tetudo

by ChangoPeludo82 May 12, 2013

Tetsusaiga.

Tetsusaiga is the sword used by the Hanyou, InuYasha, in the Anime show, "InuYasha". It was originally forged by Totosai, by orders of his father, out of his Father's fang. It was mean't to Protect InuYasha, but ever since it was broken, it is now up to InuYasha to protect himself, combining the two powers of him, and his father, creating the now Bigger Tetsusaiga, which proves difficult to hold, because of its emence weight.
From what They find, In episode 7, "Tetsusaiga, the Phantom sword" It can only be used by a weilder with Kindess and mercey for humans, coming from his father's love of Inuyasha's mother. Since Shesshomaru has no Mercy for Humans, the sword would no except him.

"Pop left me quite a somthing", Inuyasha.

by Larissa November 20, 2003

Testudo

A soundcloud eboy kpopstar from Connecticut. Known more for being an eboy than an artist but his music still hits hard. Often says the phrases “UwU” and “XOXO”. Usually affiliated with hennessy cognac, nicotine, the Pokémon squirtle, la Croix and being depressed.

Yo you bump that testudo? Yeah man “Don’t Remind Me” goes ham

by Esk8r October 30, 2019

Testulum

A rare medical condition resulting in the malformation of the male genitalia. Normally, one testicle will hand slightly higher up to facilitate walking, comfort and vasculature. With the anomaly however, the balls are precisely on the same level with each other forming a symmetrical "sac." When diagnosing, a urologist performs the "Testulum Test" where he/she nudges the scrotum. If the scrotum dangles in a circle then its a normal sac. If the sac dangles from side to side as a pendulum then its a Testulum.

Signs and Symptoms:

Feeling of fullness in your sac.
Pain instead of pleasure when getting teabagged.
Both balls touch the water at the same time when wading into a cold pool.
Squatting and performing the Testulum Test to impress friends and family.

Hey baby, have you ever had a Testulum in your mouth.

by ataman91 March 21, 2010

Totsugeki

The first and last thing you will hear when playing against a May in Strive. Totsugeki is the name of a dolphin May summons to launch a charge attack which can be vertical or horizontal. Also has light or heavy charge options.Totsugeki is your movement option, your mixup, your burst, your evade and your only friend in life as a May main. The English name of the skill is "Mr.Dolphin".

YOU JUST TOTSU'D YOUR LAST FUCKING GEKI!

-Bro just block the Totsugeki.
+I AM TRYING

by not_zub November 21, 2021