Testiculate

An alternative to mansplaining. Refering to articulate and testicles.

Jimmy, we all knew what a <insert technical term> was, you didn't have to testiculate it.

by bhdr_acr June 30, 2025

Testicule

Much like a molecule, which by definition is the smallest fundamental unit of a chemical compound, a testicule is a small male testicule. They cannot be seen with a microscope, similar to that of a molecule.

Brody: I was giving my testicules a massage last night. Too bad they are smaller than the wavelength of visible light!

Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.

by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024