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Testicle Jester

A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.
Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"

testicliocentric 

when all topics of conversation revolve around one's testicles or someone else's testicles
Jas: I had some oddly shaped peanuts today...
Sam: Like Omar's balls?
Ala: Was one bigger than the other?
Omar: This conversation is so testicliocentric.

Testicle Wrestle 

When two guys slap their testicles violently at each other.
Timmy and Jimmy testicle wrestled yesterday. Their balls are now black and blue.
Testicle Wrestle by FurFactor November 21, 2009

Buffalo testicle 

When his brought a bunch of apples for him, he said, "Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!"
Buffalo testicle by APPLE FAN June 26, 2009

Testicle taster 

One who loves the taste and fragrance of all testicles all day, every day.
Jake Pine is such a testicle taster, that his own parents disowned him.
Testicle taster by Thomas Pryce January 26, 2004

Testicle-Pains 

Pains in said testicles often happening to people who slay dragons.
Berries had testicle-pains after slaying that dragon Nicole.
Testicle-Pains by mitchusonfire February 3, 2009