Tesla Fuckchain

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch

Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain

by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

Tesla Model X

1) One fancy ass crossover SUV.

2) One giant ass flex.

Tom was having a mid-life crisis so he bought himself a Tesla Model X to show off to his friends and family

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

Momken teslak?

Arabian way to say "can you straighten up a bit?"

person1:O M G I LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE TALKING
person2:Momken teslak?

by spicynoodles66_destructive361 October 1, 2018

The Nikola Tesla Effect

The Nikola Tesla Effect is when someone's ethnicity is Serbian but they we're born in Croatia.

Person A: I was born in Croatia but my family originates from Serbia!
Person B: Woah that's a Nikola Tesla Effect...
Person A: What is that?
Person B: The Nikola Tesla Effect is when someone's ethnicity is Serbian but they we're born in Croatia.

by vyi January 27, 2022

Tesla-talk

Smalltalk revolving around Tesla ownership, prevalent in Silicon valley.

I have to listen at least 20mins of Tesla-talk during our team lunch every week.

by Sandorn February 1, 2020

dirty tesla

When a woman shares her vibrator with another woman without cleaning it.

Sharon was so horny i gave her a dirty tesla, I hadn't cleaned my vibrator in a month

by SlappyDaddy July 26, 2016

teslanair

Describes a person who got millionaire through Tesla stocks.

Damn, call me Teslanair from today, my Tesla stocks just reach a million dollar.

by Peppi911 January 10, 2021