Tefillin Date

When a religious Jewish guy brings his tefillin (phylacteries, a Jewish prayer accessory) on a date because he expects to be spending the night at the girl's place and he'll need the tefillin to pray in the morning. It is an indication that he's religious enough that he needs to pray every morning with the tefillin, but not so religious that he won't have sex.

Shlomo had a tefillin date with Tzippi last night. I saw the bag sitting on the table at Estihana and then I saw him in the same clothing at Shacharis in the Jewish Center this morning.

by Barry Allen June 9, 2008

tequila

liquid panty remover

guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"

by Rick August 8, 2003

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008

tequila suicide

An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.

I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)

by jeff24 September 5, 2005

Teila

A rather serious-minded, responsible, and stable person, who has the gift of tact and diplomacy, possess a charming, easy-going nature, a serious desire to understand the heart and mind of everyone, and is very effective in handling people and serving in a humanitarian way.

Teila is a awesome

by Serenamom February 3, 2010

Tequila sandwich

Drinking a margarita, followed by a tequila shot, then another margarita

Hey bartender get me a tequila sandwich

by WohllyMammoth July 24, 2016

Tila Tequila

A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics

I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!

by Wilson1 February 16, 2008